Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Across 73 Webster St

I was the second brother born, a miracle I'm still alive
Doing whatever I had to do to survive.
I'm not saying what I did was alright,
Trying to get over my hangover was a day to day
fight.
Been down all day, getting up was all that was on my mind,
I knew there was a better way of life to busy partying to care to find.
You don't know what you'll do until you're put under
pressure.
73 Webster Street is a hell of a tester.

Across 73 Webster Street,
Drunks making fun of people who's stomachs are weak
Across 73 Webster Street,
Teen getting empties for free.
Across 73 Webster Street,
Woman getting air mattress launched that shit was sweet.
Across 73 Webster Street,
Schwettin' from the heat.

I got one more thing I'd like to y'all to know about right now.
Hey brother, there's a better way out.
Drinking that Twisted Tea, Mojitos, and doing shots man yer gonna fall out.
Take my advice, it's either live or die.
You've got to be strong, if you want to party all night.

Across 73 Webster Street,
Drunks making fun of people who's stomachs are weak
Across 73 Webster Street,
Teen getting empties for free.
Across 73 Webster Street,
Woman getting air mattress launched that shit was sweet.
Across 73 Webster Street,
Schwettin' from the heat.

Our family on the other side of town,
Would give us hell if they could see what were doing now.
In this city only one place you'll find these things going down,
73 Webster Street was the party capital of 2010 in this town.

Across 73 Webster Street,
Drunks making fun of people who's stomachs are weak
Across 73 Webster Street,
Teen getting empties for free.
Across 73 Webster Street,
Woman getting air mattress launched that shit was sweet.
Across 73 Webster Street,
Schwettin' from the heat.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Travers Week Rap

Close the slider I ain't got no lock
Call Daiblo Taxi tell em pick me up on the 3,000 block
Hit BART to SFO
Down 2 tall drafts , 3 benadryl, call for final bording and I'm ready to go

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

Hit Albany still half drunk and wait for Kate
No Margaret she's just a friend it ain't a date
Hit Purdy's to get some Crown Royal to take to the dome
Sean's on the porch doing push-ups waiting for me to get home

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

I'm home and the games commence
Mom's shaking her head and saying "you idiots make no sense"
Next moring Mom is kicking her passed out kids
Saying "Now look, you 2 have to stop, I'm really pissed"
Me and All-Pro look at each other and laugh then get smacked tough
We let the rest of family know the party is on you better buckle up

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

We on the porch talking bout when Haswell hit me with a rake
Diane jumps out her car yells "I'm 50", stretches, kicks n Aunt Mary says "oh for heaven's sake"
We ask her about Mop Top, Cab, n Zack
Then we all break up when she says "Aunt Marg your neighbors are wik wik wack"
I hit the track with the Gardner family and they on a bad run
Turning on each other too busy to notice I drank all their beer, I'm ruthless son

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

We Facebooking n breaking balls
Killing 2 Band-Aid Todd, Jerelle, and whoever we can find on their walls
Sneaking in the kitchen do some shotsssssssssssss
At the rate we're going will have to see Rodney Dangerfield's doctor Vinnie Boom Baats
Mom yells "yer Manley's don't drink that shit"
Sean sneaks up behind her and makes a fart noise with his arm-pit

It's Traveras Week
8 day's no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

I've been home 2 days and can't remeber a thing
Reach into my pocket and it's an uneaten hot wing
Someone make it stop and Sean says "Why"
Then he says "remeber Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in a game at Polk High"
Hearing that made me realizie forgetting ain't so bad
Then when shotgunned a beer and sang Psycho Dad

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

We dust it off , push through, and begin to pound brew
I can't make it up it's all true
Mom makes a salad with olives and greens
Gives me a stern look then says "tomorrow were going to Aunt Jean's"
I say yeah yeah don't worry about me I'll be here
Mom says who you going out with Kyle? He's queer
Sean spits out his beer and laughs then mom threatens me with a pair of pliers
Then Sean says "before you go let's do a drive-by on Sam's Tires"

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

Day 3 and and the adreniline is still flowing
Sean puts a beer in my hand and says time to get going
Sean is blitzed playing Fat Boys tunes
Teen walks through the door and states "I hate all coons"
We toast our cans and say gald you came through
She punches me in the neck and says "you stupid jerk I hate you"

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always Awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

Day 4, what happened to days 1 and 2
Teen yells from the porch "shut up ya stupid jew"
We're youtubing and having our annual Bob Felice break battles
All the while drinking like the Waco Kid in Blazing Saddles
Knocking down beers by the dozen and it's 12 a.m.
The day was just a warm-up here comes the real mayhem

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got the Peppa Steak

It's been 5 days since my arrival
My mother and those concerned worry about my survival
I put on the Irish tunes serenade them for the evening
Aunt Jean looks at mom and says when's his plane leaving
I head downtown and begin to defile myself
It's all on the arm I roll with soicety types who got the wealth

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

Day 6 n I'm alive n in 1 piece
Sean on the house phone tracking Lisa's whereabouts with Delice
I'm plotting my next move Dina shaking the house snoring n the next room
I get a phone call from an ex-girfriend who's oblivious to the impending doom
She takes me to West Side Cafe for a bite to eat
She kinda short so I tell the waitress will be needing a booster seat

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

7 days in too late to turn back then I get a call from my old friend Zack
Who "we having a party for Chris who just got back"
I tell Sean gear up we've been called in from the pen
We get to party n Zack's wife says "shit both of them!"
Party goers got ties on n we show up with Corona in a can
No matter 15 minutes n we got the whole party doing keg stands

Its's Travers week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

Travers is here and the people are flowing
Sean cracks another and says "keep the party going"
The family debates going to the track to do some bettin'
We all say hell no I don't feel like schwettin'
The DeSanits clan, Rossi's, Papa's all gather to watch at the Fittipaldi's place
Rob and Joe are a no show they know Dom and Sean are here they're playing it safe

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Pepper Steak

Travers came and went it was a good time that's what mattered
Sean says "whoa Butkis nothing is over let's get hammered"
Dina, Sean, and I down 3 thirty packs n we are toast
The cell rings and it's Jose Santos
He says "ahhh Dominick my friend let's go to a party I'll be there in 5"
I don my cleanest dirty shirt it's time to get live

It's Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

I arrive at the club with Kate and Jose
I clear floor and say "hit me dee-jay"
Dee-Jay plays the club mix from the south of France
And I'm frying the bacon n doing the shark dance
Bouncers flag me for dancing on the bar stools
Jose smooths it over and tells em it's cools
aww shit I'm rolling with big time players I ain't got no rules

It Travers Week
8 days no sleep
Always awake
Call Cathy see if she got that Peppa Steak

The week is over and the partying has me 9 pounds lighter
Sean says "get up Rock yer a fighter"
Me, Sean, and Dina get drunk and toast to Kevin one last time
In the background mom grins and says those 3 dummies are mine
The end of the track signals the Fall
Hey you know I love you all

Friday, June 18, 2010

Ay yo Joesy Casertino

Just when you thought it was safe to grab an after work beer at Mobile On Run. Daaaaaaaaaaaaah Seany On The Delaware is on the loose, yest the tiger is out of the cage. If you value your marriage or job stand clear of Whitmore Courtsk.............